January 2012
December 2011
Reblog if you're thankful for your followers
I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was...
Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20
Reblog this if you'd hang out with your Tumblr...
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD MEET THEM AT THE AIRPORT GATE AND RUN AT EACH OTHER IN SLOW MOTION ARMS WIDE OPEN
WHILE “AT LAST” PLAYS OVER THE PA SYSTEM
That awkward moment when your friend jokingly says...
lol-not-awks:
:
A Romantic Story
fwips:
And they lived happily ever after.
omg my friend..
Enica: Child, I be remembering those days where I wanted to commit suicide. You know, like when being "emo" was cool?
Eric: Mhmmm..
Enica: But then I realized, if I kill myself .. I can't eat anymore. Like, I don't think they be eating in the afterlife. You see dis' pizza? It's delicious as fuck. If I commit suicide, I can't eat dis' shit no more.
Reblog if you WILL be skinnier or toned in 2012.
I'm not Tumblr famous.
Getting asks isn’t a regular thing, I still smile when I see Messages (1).
People don’t reblog me ASAP. Sure, I get reblogged 20 or 30 notes, if I’m lucky.
I don’t get asked for pictures of me.
People don’t ask me for requests.
I don’t have a lot to offer.
most of my blog is 99.9% reblogs
i LOVE every little follower of mine
You support gay rights? Are you gay?
lets-run-awaay:
You support animal rights? Are you an animal?
Asian Parents
cloudkevin:
Buy your summer clothes during the winter season and winter clothes during the summer season so they’re cheaper.
4 tags
today is the last friday of 2011. reblog now or go...
its-gotta-be-harry:
I reblog this just because of the gifs.
Fucking awkward dancing ^^^^^^
